I came into my engineering class today and we had a substitute professor. He said that our professor was out of town so he was just going to have us watch a movie on photolithography and other engineering shit.
Sweet right? Yeah until he handed out an assignment, which was to basically answer questions about the movie.
What’s the problem with that? I couldn’t understand the announcer WITH A DEEP BRITISH ACCENT.
At least I think it was a British accent. Or Irish. I don’t fucking know. The point is, I’m not going to be able to do the assignment.
Since I didn’t want to just leave it blank, this is what I turned in.
My Life is Deaf.
mylifeisdeaf 
Did you stay the whole time or bail once you realized you weren’t going to get out of it? I woulda peaced out immediately.